I guess this is the area where I should write in third person about myself, well that’s not as interesting in my opinion. I can also start off with, “I was born in____________ & went to _____ University and received my ____ degrees in ______ and live happily in ________ with my son”. As if anyone cares, or as if I’d want to share any of that information with people.  What I will say is that I write because it supplies me an outlet to express my opinion freely without interruption.  Have you ever been in the middle of conversation with someone and right when you’re about to express your opinions or feelings on a subject, you’re immediately interrupted by their opinion? Yeah, well when I write, there’s just one opinion. Mine. That’s the beauty about the blogosphere. You’re free to express your opinion, and if anyone else agrees or disagrees with it, there’s the comment section and things can be hashed out there.

Speaking of the comment section, unlike most sites, where it’s a free for all, comments are always moderated on mine. No, you will not get to call me a bitch, or anyone else in the comment section. Chances are, if I don’t like your comment, or feel that it’s defamatory, it will not get approved. My site, my rules. Capeshe?

You see those ads on the side bars and at the bottom of the posts? Clicking one every so often wouldn’t hurt either. No, I’m not telling you to click them, I’m just offering suggestions. Ad revenue is a good thing, if you haven’t already heard.  I like to refer to it as my “shoe fund”. I like shoes, you like ads, it’s a symbiotic relationship. Plus it’s not like I have a billion ads all over the place. I like to keep things neat & clean. No pressure though.

Anyways, I’m from NJ.  I talk a lot of smack. I get people to resign from Congress. I get sued because of  supposed Trademark Infringement by homely bitches.  I curse a lot.  I like vodka tonics at happy hour.  I’m writing a book. I have a web design business. I have a son, who on occasion is a pain and doesn’t know how to use his inside voice when he’s inside, but I wouldn’t trade him in for anything.  I have a very small circle of friends that have stood by me through the craziest of times. I also have former friends that have not. Hence the word former. I’m tall. I own one fallopian tube and a bunch of shoes. I’m not allowed to have dogs any more. I drive a cherry red Mustang. My right eye has a mind of it’s own sometimes. I’m allergic to apples, peaches, pears, watermelon, cherries & avocado.  Allergy season sucks for me. I should live in a bubble.  You can read more of my writing here & here.

There, that’s my bio and if I had a theme song, it would be the one below. Word to Prodigy.